Woman knocked down while on phone wins payout from cyclist

Judge Shanti Mauger, at Central London county court, said the cyclist was “a calm and reasonable road user” and that Brushett was looking at her phone when she walked into the road in front of him.
The judge’s ruling found that the parties shared responsibility, so while Brushett is guaranteed a payout, she will get only half of the full value of her claim.
Porn trolling lawyer jailed for 14 years

Paul Hansmeier shared copies of pornographic films online and then sued people who downloaded them, for copyright infringement.
The scheme was unmasked because some victims refused to settle, and decided to fight the copyright claim in court.
The judge has also ordered Hansmeier to repay $1.5m to 704 victims of the scam.
Parliament gets its knife out for veggie burgers

MEPs in the European Parliament's agriculture committee are now pushing to enshrine into law that only meat products can use words such as "steak," "sausage," "escalope," "burger" and "hamburger."
Needless to say, environmentalists and vegetarian food providers see an outright assault on increasingly popular plant-based foods.
Deputies Destroy House, Lives To Recover $50 Of Marijuana And A Single, Unbottled Pill

The total haul in contraband from the drug raid was less than $50-worth of marijuana. In addition, an officer claimed he found a loose pill containing a controlled substance.
The Almonds were directed to open the safes. Inside the safes, the members of the drug task force claim to have found ONE LUNESTA PILL outside of the bottle in which it had been prescribed.
Using that one pill, the department charged the couple with felony drug possession, on top of the misdemeanor marijuana charge.
Everything that was in the safes disappeared into the Department's hands. So did a bunch of other stuff around the house, along with the cash Greg Almond had in his wallet. The warrant inventory contains far less then the Almonds claim the deputies took. The full list includes the firearms from the safes, $8,000 in cash, wedding rings, medications, antique guitars, a coin collection… pretty much anything the officers felt might have resale value.
Federal Agent: Using A Taped Box To Send Stuff Overnight Via FedEx Is Suspicious Behavior

The filing lets us know what the government finds suspicious in terms of packaging and sending stuff around the country: everything. If you like using FedEx and their new boxes, but apply a bit too much tape, you might be a drug dealer.
Somehow, seizing cash is supposed to cripple drug cartels. Seeing as civil forfeiture has experienced no serious income dips over the past 30 years, it's safe to say this process is doing nothing but enriching government agencies who prefer cash to preventing crime.
Facebook fights to “shield Zuckerberg” from punishment in US privacy probe

Federal Trade Commission officials are discussing whether to hold Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg personally accountable for Facebook's privacy failures, according to reports by The Washington Post and NBC News. Facebook has been trying to protect Zuckerberg from that possibility in negotiations with the FTC, the Post wrote.
The FTC reached a settlement with Facebook in 2011 over charges that it deceived users by failing to keep privacy promises. During the lead-up to that settlement, the FTC "considered, then backed down, from putting Zuckerberg directly under order," the Post wrote. "Had it done so, Zuckerberg could have faced fines for future privacy violations."
We agree with EU, nods Britain at the Council of Ministers. We heartily approve of the, er, Copyright Directive

The UK, the Republic of Ireland, France and Germany were among the 19 nations that today gave the thumbs-up to the EU's Copyright Directive, meaning it should get pushed through the day after tomorrow.
Article 13 – now numbered as 17 – means that tech firms (there are exceptions for researchers and other entities) will have to get licences from rights-holders to be able to host content.
Julian Assange faces US extradition after arrest at Ecuadorian embassy

Assange, an Australian citizen, will receive consular assistance on Friday but won’t be given any “special treatment”, the country’s prime minister, Scott Morrison, said. The country’s foreign affairs minister, Marise Payne, said officials had been advised that Britain would not agree to extradition if an individual would face the death penalty.
Later on Thursday, he was found guilty of failing to surrender to the court and faces up to 12 months in a British prison.
Mark Zuckerberg asks governments to help control internet content

Mark Zuckerberg says regulators and governments should play a more active role in controlling internet content.
"Lawmakers often tell me we have too much power over speech, and frankly I agree," Mr Zuckerberg writes, adding that Facebook was "creating an independent body so people can appeal our decisions" about what is posted and what is taken down.
"I believe Facebook has a responsibility to help address these issues, and I'm looking forward to discussing them with lawmakers around the world," Mr Zuckerberg says.
JavaScript infinite alert prank lands 13-year-old Japanese girl in hot water

The malicious code in question? An infinite loop that popped up an alert message, immediately showing a new message each time you click OK.
The code itself is extraordinarily simple; it's literally nothing more than an infinite loop and an alert box that prints a kaomoji and a short message that translates as "It's no use closing it so many times."