Porn star's offer to Bin Laden
Found on Ananova on Monday, 10 April 2006
Italy's most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden.
The 55-year-old actress said it was about time somebody tackled the terrorist and claimed she could be just the woman for the job.
"I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims."
The blonde porn star, whose real name is Anna Ilona Staller, pointed out that Bin Laden could learn from Saddam Hussein's mistakes.
Free love from a 55 year old ex-pornstar? Thanks, but I'd be a terrorist leader instead. You have to admit she's good at making threats though.