Lion Kills Man in Kiev
Found on St. Petersburg Times on Saturday, 10 June 2006
A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in the Kiev Zoo after he crept into an enclosure, a zoo official said Monday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists,' lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."
Mission accomplished, gene pool cleared. Now if just all the religious fanatics would try things like that to prove that their religion is the only one.