School stripper shocks birthday boy
Found on Guardian on Friday, 09 November 2007
A schoolboy was given an unexpected surprise for his 16th birthday when a stripper turned up in his drama class.
The stripper - dressed as a policewoman - had been booked by the boy's mother, who had apparently asked for a "gorilla" to mark her son's big day.
On arriving halfway through the lesson, the stripper walked the unnamed boy around the class on all fours like a dog.
To the soundtrack of Britney Spears, she then spanked him 16 times - once for each year - before stripping down to her bra and knickers.
It was only when she asked the schoolboy to rub cream on her that the shocked teacher called a halt to the show.
Now that's a birthday present for a teenager.