Hubble Finds Unidentified Object in Space, Scientists Puzzled

Found on Gizmodo on Monday, 15 September 2008
Browse Astronomy

In a paper published last week in the Astrophysical Journal, scientists detail the discovery of a new unidentified object in the middle of nowhere.

After a hundred days of observation, it disappeared from the sky with no explanation.

The object also appeared out of nowhere. It just wasn't there before. In fact, they don't even know where it is exactly located because it didn't behave like anything they know. Apparently, it can't be closer than 130 light-years but it can be as far as 11 billion light-years away. It's not in any known galaxy either. And they have ruled out a supernova too. It's something that they have never encountered before. In other words: they don't have a single clue about where or what the heck this thing is.

It's Unimatrix 001 doing transwarp experiments. Soon our biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to their own.