eBay put Skype on iPhone 'to boost price of NSA backdoor'

Found on The Register on Tuesday, 31 March 2009
Browse Pranks

Skype was pushed onto Apple's iPhone at the instigation of the VoIP app's corporate owner eBay, the Reg can exclusively reveal - in order to reap huge sums from government listening agencies interested in spying on Jesus-mobe-toting terrorists.

When news broke recently that America's NSA was offering "billions" to any company which could offer a bona-fide solution for Skype eavesdropping, unscrupulous tat-bazaar overlords saw their chance at last.

If only today wasn't April 1.