Bloke threatens BT with giant plywood cheque

"As I'd been paying for over two years to have non-existent cheques cashed, I thought I may as well have something for this outlay, so my last cheque was sent blown up on A3 cardboard."

"I've had my solicitor write them several letters, pointing out that they've been paid with a legal cheque, and it's up to them to cash it."

The current state of play is that David's solicitor has written to BT threatening to "take them to court if they didn't cash my cheque".