'Drunk' man tried to revive roadkill
Found on Orange News on Saturday, 10 April 2010
Police arrested Donald Wolfe, 55, after witnesses reported seeing him trying to revive a long dead possum, reports the Philadelphia Inquirer.
Another reported seeing him give mouth to mouth resuscitation to the carcass on a highway north-east of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
If the possum wouldn't have already been roadkill, his breath would probably have killed it anyway.