Whoopi Goldberg smashes up her iPhone 4

Whoopi Goldberg, co-host of ABC's "The View" (required viewing by so many who live their lives outside of office environments), confided to her co-host Joy Behar and guests that her iPhone 4 didn't merely keep dropping calls, but generally behaved like, well, a 1972 Datsun.

This was far more than some antenna problem. She explained: "It threw away e-mail that I got. It didn't take stuff in."