This is NTL now **** off!
Found on The Sun on Sunday, 26 September 2004
Callers reporting faults to phone giants NTL yesterday were greeted by a recorded message telling them to f*** off.
A gruff man with a strong Geordie accent made the foul-mouthed announcement.
He said: "Hello. You are through to NTL customer services. We don't give a f*** about you. We are never here.
"We just will f*** you about, basically, and we are not going to handle any of your complaints. Just f*** off and leave us alone. Get a life."
It was on a line for call centres in Manchester, Swansea and Lanarkshire.
Company sources said an outside hacker breaking into the NTL system was the most likely culprit, though an employee with a grudge was not ruled out.
This one really is funny. NTL shouldn't be too worried about the innocent ears of the callers, but more about how it got there.