This is NTL now **** off!

Found on The Sun on Sunday, 26 September 2004
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Callers reporting faults to phone giants NTL yesterday were greeted by a recorded message telling them to f*** off.

A gruff man with a strong Geordie accent made the foul-mouthed announcement.

He said: "Hello. You are through to NTL customer services. We don't give a f*** about you. We are never here.

"We just will f*** you about, basically, and we are not going to handle any of your complaints. Just f*** off and leave us alone. Get a life."

It was on a line for call centres in Manchester, Swansea and Lanarkshire.

Company sources said an outside hacker breaking into the NTL system was the most likely culprit, though an employee with a grudge was not ruled out.

This one really is funny. NTL shouldn't be too worried about the innocent ears of the callers, but more about how it got there.