Seagate Fires 6,500, Or 14% Of Workforce, Stock Soars
Found on Zerohedge on Tuesday, 12 July 2016
Computer-memory specialist Seagate, in a preliminary financial report, announced that its Q4 revenue would be $2.65 billion, beating expectations of $2.34 billion, and up from the $2.3 billion guidance given previously.
The only problem is that when companies preannounce good news up front, there is usually some not so good news hidden toward the back. And sure enough, for a company which is guiding higher, the narrative promptly fell apart when we read that for STX management the future is so bright that it just had to lay off 14% of it workforce, or some 6,500 people.
Just fire everybody; your stock price will go through the roof. At least 6,500 people now won't think anymore that stock market is the perfect answer to everything.