Systemd wins top gong for 'lamest vendor' in Pwnie security awards
Found on The Register on Friday, 28 July 2017
The award for best server-side bug went to the NSA's Equation Group, whose Windows SMB exploits were stolen and leaked online this year by the Shadow Brokers.
The epic 0wnage award was split between North Korea and Russia for launching the WannaCry ransomware contagion and masterminding the Shadow Brokers, respectively.
Australian prime minister Malcom Turnbull earned an award for the most epic fail for insisting the laws of Australia trump the laws of mathematics.
And finally, the lamest vendor response award went to Systemd supremo Lennart Poettering for his controversial, and perhaps questionable, handling of the following bugs in everyone's favorite init replacement.
Poettering shound finally fork off his PoetterOS and let the Linux community have a real Init system that sticks to the classic UNIX principles of keeping things simple and robust.